Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund on his Ranch ?

Someone told Him .....To get A ....long little doggie

Billy asked his Mom if he could take his Dachsund for a walk.

She said, "Not right now son, your Doxie has a little problem."

(the Doxie is in heat) , well Billy then decided he was going

to help Grampa on his tractor.

He said to his grandpa, "Mommy won't let me take

my Dachshund for a walk, she said my Ginny has a problem".

His grandpa told him, "Bring your Doxie here, I'll fix her up".

After Billy got the Dachshund, Grandpa doused a rag with

 gasoline and put it unter the Doxies tail. "Now you can take

your Doxie for a walk", Gramps said.

Billy left and a couple of hours went by.

 Grandpa spots Billy walking down the street without the Dachshund. Gramps asks, "Where is your Doxie?".

Billy said, "She ran out of gas a few miles back but don't worry, there's a big Doxie pushing her home."

Upon entering a little country store, a stranger noticed a sign on the door that read "DANGER! BEWARE OF Doxie!" Inside he noticed a harmless old Dachshund asleep on the floor besides the cash register.

He asked the store manager, "Is *that* the Doxie folks are supposed to beware of?" "Yep, that's him," the manager replied. The stranger couldn't help but be amused.

"That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous Doxie to me," he said. "Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the manager replied, "before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

This Is my Mini Dachshund Silver she tries her best to say I love you Just listen to the video below she is Adorable

    Previous puppy owners send your adorable  photos and video codes from Youtube.com

Cute videos, and PIC's of,Dachshund puppies here take a look

This Is Gary He is owned By Bruce form Hollywood Ca

"Just look at his adorable hot dog costume"

18 month old Gracie singing rock a bye baby to Belle

This  is Rutie she is a beautiful black & tan piebald

she lives with her parent's and Doxie brother's Moose & Oliver In Pasedena Ca Isn't she adorable ?

Thank you Cheryl and family for the cute video of little sister Belle bossing around her bigger sister Daisy

" It's hilarious"